Happy Place

“Don’t text him tonight. Even though you miss him and even though you loved him more than anything else, don’t text him. Stop wasting your energy on someone who doesn’t give a shit about you.”

— reality-escape-artist (via perfect)

(via perfect-deactivated20180430)

babyminaj:

this broke my heart

(via asian)

spiffyblargh:

This is how you kill depth in a character.

(via miniaturefoxes)

(via perfect-deactivated20180430)

butterfly-effect:

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

(via heart)

lilcoffee:

“is that your real hair?” is the rudest question tbh

(via spongebobssquarepants)

(via stability)

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there

(via vscocum)

me when i am mildly inconvenienced:

thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:

no no it's fine i've had worse

wzrdkelley:

aj-starfish:
multiplepolarityhavoc:
This is terrifying
but so damn clever
Bruh

(via rileykbeek)

monkeysaysficus:

Captain America’s gay brother can get it

(via humorking)

(via bunlly)

nosebacon:

emaciatinq:
duel-styx:
Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed. It’s very plush he likes it a lot.
that’s a weird looking dog but he’s still a cute dog
its nice you bought a bed for your croissant.

(via shouldnt)

“Fucking white people”

— every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via trust)

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(via humorking)