You can't buy happiness .

What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?

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okwuteva: 1130 pm, Tuesday night here we see the blogger in her natural habitat: making top ramen while wrapped in a blanket

okwuteva:

1130 pm, Tuesday night
here we see the blogger in her natural habitat: making top ramen while wrapped in a blanket

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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

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thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

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juliancasababe:

I tried to get Google Translate to promo me and got distracted.

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french: LITERALLY ME

french:

LITERALLY ME

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tupacabra:

on the computer with your mom behind you like

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the fuck do she wont

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“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.”
—   Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted   (via imi-loa)

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